Studio Theatre, Ashley Road Salisbury

Tickets: Salisbury Information Centre, Fish Row, Salisbury Phone: 01722 342860 or from

Third Week in August

Written By: Peter Gordon

Directed By: Tim Greathead

Dates: May 14th – 19th 2012

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The play is set today, in the summer, on a rather run down seaside caravan site amid the sounds of seagulls, waves, kites fluttering in the breeze and children playing.

When Sue decides to try and get away from everybody on a solo caravan holiday, little does she realise that she’s booked into the caravan site from hell!  She is soon taken under the wing of expert but inadequate caravanner Neville….when he’s not engaged in battle with his wife or trying to cope with his
recently separated sister in law.

Matters become complicated with the arrival of the enthusiastic Tony and his sceptical girlfriend Jenny, who has joined him against her better judgement.  In an effort to boost camp spirit Neville decides that a communal barbecue is the order of the day….then things start to deteriorate rapidly with sparks flying !